Sometimes I wish I am vain, then maybe I would be more grateful that I look younger than my real age. Honestly, it annoys me to no end when people I encounter refuse to believe that I am in my 30s. I hear people say that it’s ok for someone to be in their 30s, so long as they look like they’re still in their 20s. The sad thing is, (I think I have the case of Benjamin Button since) some people say I look younger than an 18-year old. Or maybe that’s just because I don’t look as stressed out like most adults.

I have a mean streak. For more than 10 years, I have been providing customer service, that I know how service should be delivered. As a customer, I make sure that I get the service that I am paying for. It’s not that I’m intentionally being mean, but don’t you just hate it when you get stupid answers?

I can’t deliver a joke. A LOL-worthy joke is wasted on me. Apparently I don’t know how to build up a joke all the way to its punch line. That’s why I have this wry (read: sarcastic) sense of humor.

The caffeine is starting to lose its effect, yet I’m still knee-deep in work. This is what happens when you procrastinate.